Post by Kyle on May 18, 2007 0:09:02 GMT -5
Top Ten Pieces of Advice From Drivers Before the Crew Chief Race
10. David Stremme: “OK, Steve…Mousse, THEN gel…you won’t get helmet hair, I promise.”
9. Kevin Harvick: “Todd, dude, if you put this thing on here, they think the gas tank is FULL! Can you believe someone THOUGHT of that?!”
8. Bobby Labonte: “Paul, whatever you do, don’t kick the car. It actually hurts your toe WAY more than it hurts the car.”
7. Darrell Waltrip – “Hammond, If you get bucked off here, it is going to hurt a lot worse than at the ranch.”
6. Casey Mears: “Darian, you can borrow my lucky rabbit’s foot! It really works! I gave it to Jimmie and he won every time! Then I lent it to Jeff, and Kyle…it’s a great R&D foot!”
5. Reed Sorenson: “Jimmy, remember, the Target on the hood does NOT mean, ‘hit wall here.’ I forget that sometimes…”
4. Jeff Burton: “Don’t total the car nineteen times. It’s hell on insurance rates.”
3. Jimmie Johnson: “Dude, pee before the race, it sucks if you forget…I mean, not like I’d really KNOW or anything, because it’s not like I’d do something like that myself, but I’ve heard…”
2. Jeff Gordon: “If you win, Stevie, save the beer cans…we made $572 cashing in the ones from Talladega!”
1. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: “OK, Tony…Mutant…Crew Chief…Guy, just because we have Bud ON the car, doesn’t mean we can have it IN the car. Pour them out!”
10. David Stremme: “OK, Steve…Mousse, THEN gel…you won’t get helmet hair, I promise.”
9. Kevin Harvick: “Todd, dude, if you put this thing on here, they think the gas tank is FULL! Can you believe someone THOUGHT of that?!”
8. Bobby Labonte: “Paul, whatever you do, don’t kick the car. It actually hurts your toe WAY more than it hurts the car.”
7. Darrell Waltrip – “Hammond, If you get bucked off here, it is going to hurt a lot worse than at the ranch.”
6. Casey Mears: “Darian, you can borrow my lucky rabbit’s foot! It really works! I gave it to Jimmie and he won every time! Then I lent it to Jeff, and Kyle…it’s a great R&D foot!”
5. Reed Sorenson: “Jimmy, remember, the Target on the hood does NOT mean, ‘hit wall here.’ I forget that sometimes…”
4. Jeff Burton: “Don’t total the car nineteen times. It’s hell on insurance rates.”
3. Jimmie Johnson: “Dude, pee before the race, it sucks if you forget…I mean, not like I’d really KNOW or anything, because it’s not like I’d do something like that myself, but I’ve heard…”
2. Jeff Gordon: “If you win, Stevie, save the beer cans…we made $572 cashing in the ones from Talladega!”
1. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: “OK, Tony…Mutant…Crew Chief…Guy, just because we have Bud ON the car, doesn’t mean we can have it IN the car. Pour them out!”