Post by Kyle on Jun 21, 2007 0:10:56 GMT -5
Its been a while since I've posted a NASCAR Top Ten list so here you go.
Top Ten "Beverages" Vying For Sponsorship of Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
10. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity! The new energy drink being released by Darrell Waltrip early next year.
9. Busch Beer Executives. Laughing at Brian France’s extortion efforts to get them to continue to sponsor a struggling “farm” series, they figure for the same monies they can get twice the exposure for NASCAR’s former Budweiser man.
8. Pepto Bismol, for that ill feeling you get when Kyle Busch or Juan Pablo Montoya is anywhere near you on the track.
7. Coca-Cola. “Just because it says “Coke” on the car, doesn’t mean I have “Coke” in the car. Crazy, profiling Police guys.”
6. Vault (energy drink). Exactly what Junior’s going to need to keep all the cash that he’s going to make from this deal.
5. Pepsi dumps Gordon to appeal to a “younger” crowd. (And still gets to make the checks out to HMS so as not to upset the accounts payable department.)
4. Ensure. Also vying for the younger crowd so they don’t run out of customers in the future.
3. Colt 45, but only if they can convince Kyle Petty of a car number swap.
2. V-8; “Just because it says V-8 on the car, doesn’t mean I have….errr…never mind!”
1. Officials at Miller Lite decide their current spokesman is a “Great Waste” and “Less Fulfilling” and try to pull off the marketing coup of the century.
Top Ten "Beverages" Vying For Sponsorship of Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
10. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity! The new energy drink being released by Darrell Waltrip early next year.
9. Busch Beer Executives. Laughing at Brian France’s extortion efforts to get them to continue to sponsor a struggling “farm” series, they figure for the same monies they can get twice the exposure for NASCAR’s former Budweiser man.
8. Pepto Bismol, for that ill feeling you get when Kyle Busch or Juan Pablo Montoya is anywhere near you on the track.
7. Coca-Cola. “Just because it says “Coke” on the car, doesn’t mean I have “Coke” in the car. Crazy, profiling Police guys.”
6. Vault (energy drink). Exactly what Junior’s going to need to keep all the cash that he’s going to make from this deal.
5. Pepsi dumps Gordon to appeal to a “younger” crowd. (And still gets to make the checks out to HMS so as not to upset the accounts payable department.)
4. Ensure. Also vying for the younger crowd so they don’t run out of customers in the future.
3. Colt 45, but only if they can convince Kyle Petty of a car number swap.
2. V-8; “Just because it says V-8 on the car, doesn’t mean I have….errr…never mind!”
1. Officials at Miller Lite decide their current spokesman is a “Great Waste” and “Less Fulfilling” and try to pull off the marketing coup of the century.